The Crazy crazy CMA Quotes

LeAnn Rimes, on her impressive resume, before presenting the Horizon award to Taylor Swift - "It has been 13 years in this business, and for those of you out there who are keeping score, it has been only one marriage and no arrests!"

Taylor Swift, 17, upon winning the Horizon award - "This is definitely the highlight of my senior year."

Kid Rock, who arrived with "Redneck Woman" singer Gretchen Wilson, on his post-show plans - "Follow the whiskey."

Kellie Pickler, on her upcoming USO tour to the Persian Gulf - "It will be my first time going to the Gulf Coast."

Carrie Underwood, to ABC.com webcast cohost (and nominee) Luke Bryan, as she pet the sleeve of his red carpet jacket. His reply? - "Shimmery!"

Luke Bryan, about singer Michelle Branch, mistaking her for "A Thousand Miles" singer Vanessa Carlton - "I remember her first video, where she was at the piano!"

Jewel, on the whereabouts of her M.I.A. boyfriend Ty Murray. The red-carpet-shy rodeo star later resurfaced to join her as a presenter. - "He's kind of standing over there with a flask, possibly."

According to Jim star Kimberly Williams-Paisley, who is married to male vocalist winner Brad Paisley, before introducing a performance -"Being with a country singer really prepared me for life with a baby. You know, the whining, sleep all day, up all night, empty bottles lying around all over the place. Love ya, honey!"